“Eventually you will buy a Cutler Grader. Why Not Now? Fill out the coupon below and mail to us today. You may regret not doing so.“
Well, if that isn’t the most sinister and vaguely threatening marketing copy I’ve seen in a long time! I’ve a good mind to report you to the advertising standards authorities, Cutler Manufacturing Company. (No, wait, I’ll get my credit card… don’t hurt the puppy.)